I saw red. The man stood there, rock raised above his head
in self-defense, face a little wet from where Lise Dog threw her bottle of
water into it, shirt in tatters from where Lise Dog ripped it from his
retreating body. I went for him - my express purpose to slam his head into the
rock beside him. He dashed behind a tree and I followed. What ensued was like
something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon with Elma Fudd chasing Bugs Bunny round
and round a tree. This was ridiculous – so I gave up and did the manly thing. I
began to imitate his bad English in an annoying baby-voice. More confused than anything else he
disappeared down the cliff-face, the sound of my nasal imitation-voice
screaming “I am an official guide! I am an official guide!” trailing behind
him.
This is what the region of Tigray has done to us.
Happy-go-lucky attitudes towards the locals have hardened to raw hatred.
Turn-the-other-cheek has hardened to eye-for-an-eye. And it all happened
surprisingly quickly. Our skins, supposedly thickened by four months on the
road, were shredded to confetti in days. The children here swarm like a
Biblical plague of locusts, consuming any white man in sight. But, unlike
locusts, evolution has bestowed upon them opposable thumbs and rotator-cuff
muscles and which they then make use of to pelt you with stones. Their mothers –
crucifixes tattooed on their foreheads – watch on and laugh. Perhaps their
concentration waned over certain parts of their Biblical education. Like the
New Testament section. The men happily give up their menial work of tilling fields
for their families’ food to follow you for hours then forcefully demand a ‘tip’
for the privilege of having them stare at your bottom for the whole ascent. And
then there are the priests – their right hands bearing a wooden crucifix like a
burning sword of self-righteousness, their left nursing the entrance key to the
church. All the better to blackmail you with, my dear.
And probably the most
frustrating thing is that what they are ruining in this area is truly special.
Dozens of churches literally chiselled into the sides of sheer cliff-faces over
a thousand years ago, perfectly preserved by their obscurity over the ages.
Most predate their big brother Lalibela and – in my opinion – for their rawness
and imperfection, are more affecting. In these churches its difficult to
imagine a world where religious miracles are not an everyday occurrence. Where angels and humans boogie
together, where demons are smite down, where visions result in the creation of the
worlds most improbable places of worship, where the impossible is somehow
possible.
So the fact that these churches sit in an area literally
dripping with greed among every other deadly sin and are tended by hypocrites
who piss on the Ten Commandments and tourists in equal measure, is even harder
to stomach. Far from a sense of ethereal peace this place will bring out the
very worst in you. Just ask Lise Dog. She still has a piece of the vagabonds
shirt.
These churches deserve so much better.
Such beautiful places; not sure I want to deal with the "official" people to get to see the places in person. Too bad.
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